Owning a pet is a little bit like owning a walking work of art, albeit one that wakes you up every morning and demands to be fed. Edward Scissorhands is one such animal. In between treating our home like a cross between a luxury hotel, a feeding station and a private hospital – if I could knit that cat a jumper that said ‘Queen of F*****G Everything’ I would – he also looks perfect. Just look at the tips of those ears. Beautiful.
